Towards the ultimate fantasy

Web safe area

2012-01-20T01:57:00.003+08:00

Here is my web safe area for 3 browsers. College assignment.

Firefox in a 1600x900 screen resolution.

Google Chrome with a 1280x1024 screen resolution.

and Internet explorer with a 800x600 screen resolution.

Goddammit IE is horrible as hell. Lags up the whole lappy the moment i open it, and 3 errors when i close it.

10 things about myself... in metaphor

2012-01-16T12:22:00.006+08:00

College Assignment. Describe 10 things about myself in metaphor

1. I'm as Hot as the sun
2. I'm cute like a puppy
3. I'm funny like a clown
4. I'm short like a stool
5. I'm as energetic as a dog
6. I'm as caring as a mother
7. Sometimes I'm hot headed like a time bomb
8. Lazy as a sloth.
9. Love video games like a girl cherish her hair.
10. Loves eating chicken like a African American.

Thats for 10 things about myself.

Wow. After a year of abandoning this blog, it has became a jungle.... that still no one ever visits.

RIP

2011-03-31T00:52:00.002+08:00

Rest in peace cousin kelvin.

Rest in peace e kent.

If both of you met in heaven, be sure to be good friends !

Cousin kelvin, be sure to watch over your family and aiden... he will have tough times but I know your soul will always be there growing up with them.

E kent, although we dont meet much, you are still a funny friend, which are same as me ! I hope you have a great time there ! wen yee, brandon, jason, cheyenne, amelia, dominic, jarald, kehsee and everyone of your friends misses you soo much. If they made any mistakes, whisper in God's ear to forgive them, and guide them to the right way.

You guys are inspirational to me, you guys teach me never to give up on living, even when things seems bad, smile and cheer up to make others smile, to strive for living, even its just a second.

Have fun in heaven and take care okay :) love gustine

Results, results.

2011-03-23T21:27:00.003+08:00

So.. I got my SPM results. Its not flash, not awesome, not good for an asian.
SPM = Sijil Pelajaran Malaysia, Certificate of Education in english.

English - A
Bahasa Melayu - B+
Math - B+
Moral - B+
*Additional Math - C
*Accounts - C +
*History - C+
Physics - C
Chemistry - E

those marked with * are subjects i fail all the time, and the most I sharpen for SPM.

Yeah.. only 1A, which means DISHONOURRR for asian families.
I thought Im gonna get a scolding, and feel really down for a while (1 hour).

My dad said it was "not good enough", then didnt care the results.
My mom said it was "good" compared to my horrible high school exams.

My mom even want to mini celebrate for me... bring me out to dinner/buy me stuff.
I feel really unworthy of that and i dont think i deserve it.

My results is not nice at all, but meh I did all I can and to improve myself and I did, although not tremendously but its still an achievement.

Oh and Because of my Driving exam clashes on the same day and same time, I miss out all the roller coaster emotions in school and didnt get my School Magazine. ZzZZzness.

To top it all that, my engine frickken died on me during on of the test (3 point turn). And now i gotta retake it.

Internet Fun 22

2011-03-20T18:46:00.000+08:00

A guy walk over to the pub and sees a sign:

TODAYS SPECIAL
Chicken Sandwich: $3.00
Salmon Sandwich: $5.00
Handjob: $10.00

So he walked into the pub packed with a very attractive lady serving some eager looking group of mans.

"You the one providing the handjob?" he asked.
"For you, sure do hon," answered seductively.

"Ok, get my a chicken sandwich lady, and make sure u wash your hand before making it"

Internet fun 21

2011-03-18T19:40:00.001+08:00

Problem, woman ?

For the land of the rising sun.

2011-03-12T22:30:00.003+08:00

Lets all pray for Japan.

Instead of just saying it and typing it, DO IT !
Take 3mins of your life and start praying, its the lease we can do.
#pray for the trapped and lost victims
#pray for the people that lost their love ones
#pray for the other nations that got hit by tsunamis
#pray the japanese so that they never give up hope
#pray for them so that they have shelter, food and clothes
#pray for their safety and no more further damage (nuclear radioactive leaks, aftershocks)

And for those unaffected, prevent is better than cure, so start treating mother nature good and she wont nuke your entire country.
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Ok now for happy stuff, I dont want this blog to be full of sad emo stuff cause no one read those for entertainment, maybe justin bieber bah.

Saw this quote at a forum,

"Every time a natural disaster occurs, people jump on the soapbox to say WHY it occurred. The tsunami in SE Asia, the earthquake in Haiti, the earthquake in China, etc, every time something like this occu rs people will start running their mouth. For conservatives it will be how they denied God. For liberals it will be global warming. For moderates it will be STFU and save those people!"

Hope Japan will get well soon, its my favourite country :( Japan and China and Korea are the faces of asians ! They can do lots of foul wizardry like harry potter and in they will reconstruct the whole thing before Justin Bieber win an Emmy Award.

The road to... the road.

2011-03-08T20:46:00.003+08:00

So I am now 17+ now and eligible to drive in malaysia.

In Malaysia you need to have few hours of training lessons from a instructor (commonly 8 or 10 hours), then you get to go for the exam and pay bribe (must) then tadaa ! You are a rookie driver !

I myself haz gone through 10 hour of training. In fact, i gone through 12 hours. My shitty or weird instructor insists of giving me of extra lessons even though I barely did any mistakes now.

this is the record of my lessons. ALOT than usual.

Its a matter of more money or scam here, nothing strange there.

BUT I IZ THE VERY DULAN. I WANT MY EXAM NOW BUT MY INSTRUCTOR KEEPS GIVING ME MORE LESSONS EVEN I SAID NO. CAPSCAPSCAPSCAPSCAPSCAPS

Internet fun 20

2011-03-06T22:56:00.001+08:00

Depression

2011-03-05T21:07:00.003+08:00

Friend : hey gus wow you fat already.
Me : yeah thats what happen when you are depressed, you EAT.

To you guys ( a certain group of people ), please gtfo.

When someone is emo they usually say FML. Well that they can STFU because I hate it when people say that.

We are what we make of our lives so dont go telling everyone FML and get free sympathy.

Meet Sony

2011-02-28T21:15:00.002+08:00

Sony motherfrikkin ps3 that is !

I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU MY NEW BABY !!! <3<3<3<3

2011 CNY part 1

2011-02-24T19:10:00.000+08:00

Here is part 1 of my cny year 2011.

Soooooo 5 days before the first day of cny i went back to muar, johor.
I went back with cousins btw, without parents or siblings/

5am trip.
7.30am reach

Now i know how highways looks like during midnight. DARK

first stop, BREAKFAST NOM NOM NOM

what you call this in english ? i dont care its nice cause it haz teh fishballs

Then we reach our homeeee.
Oh and the house has 3 dogs which consists of 1 shoutdog, 1 home dog and 1 rape dog.

This is the shoutdog, lucky. Yes thats its name

why i call it a shoutdog ? well it shouts whenever theres someone on the gate.

Then we went to eat our 2nd breakfast. Yes i said WTF too at that time

DIM SUMMM. no fishball = not hungry

Oh heres a quick view around my home in muar.

errrr what view is this i cant find the english word for it. OH its raining.

then went for LUNCH.

see ducks ? i hate ducks

so i ordered this.

Went to the supermarket.

Got home, ate more and sleep, and ddid some stuffs which i cant remember now.

2 days later, my family arrived :D
Went to the only shopping centre ( which haz nothing at all ) WETEX

saw this shop name which has a name of a friend of mine.

wonder what is my reaction if i saw my name as a shop name which consists of lalas.

YES THATS ME OH GOD its so hard for a guy to take a self picture.

time to WALK BACK. Its my first time seeing my mom actually walk further than 400m.

SUPPER TIMEEE.

DRIED WAN TAN MEE YEAH.

Next day,

went to tanjung, dunno whats the english word for that.

This is love.

spot the big lizard.

If pollution aint the first thing that comes to your mind when sees this then your the reason.

Well actually it isnt the pollution. The state of Johor got hit by major floods, muar is lucky to avoid it but the towns around it are roof high swimming pools.

Well i lied about the pollution. But the flood is real.

FISHBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

cousins and thumb

sister

daddy.

this, to me, is better than a restaurant.

Hell yeah this is a 5 star restaurant heaven for me.

Went to wetex again with moar cousins.

yummy.

Only a guy knows the feeling of standing in front of a shoe shop.

OH I LOVE THIS. WAFFLEEE.
How do you pronounce waffle ? I always pronounce it as *wah-furrr*

Its a chinese tradition to have a reunion dinner on the night before the first day of chinese new year.

small part of a bigger family :D

All these food cant compete against the five star food heaven for me i mentioned earlier.

After dinner, my cousin and uncle FORCED ME TO RIDE THE MOTORBIKE.
If you guys didnt know, i have a real motorbike riding phobia. look here for more >>> click

My cousins even hold the handles for me and ask me to move like 10 cm and believe me my feeling at that time is like im falling from mount everest to a pothole full of clowns.

Yeah i cant do it. Me failed.

T_____________T

picture at night.

Well there goes part 1. stay tuned for part 2... if I feel like posting.

*pictures taken by phone.

internet fun 19

2011-02-21T23:19:00.001+08:00

lolwut. enlarge it.

Internet Fun 18

2011-02-20T01:53:00.001+08:00

Internet fun 17

2011-02-17T23:27:00.002+08:00

Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

"So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.

I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?

To muar !

2011-01-29T21:41:00.005+08:00

Off to my kampung - muar !

Might not update for one week !

I wish everyone a Prosperous and a Happy Chinese New Year ! 新年快乐 !

The Green Bee

2011-01-27T21:57:00.004+08:00

Rating - 3/5
Jay chou english is like me talking in cantonese... FUNNY
Its more of a comedy movie than action.

Had a haircut that cost rm32... and no changes at all.

me : *shows picture* I want this hairstyle can ?
stylist : errr your hair not long enough lah
me : oh noes ! then can u help me cut anything nice lah
after 10 mins.. YES 10 MINS ONLY
stylist : ok nah wait 3 months then it will be nice

arg this is my 3rd fail of changing hairstyle.

SNEAKERS

2011-01-23T16:39:00.003+08:00

My first pair of outing/casual shoes.
Dont know why but this is my first time in my life im happy to buy a pair of shoes.

Rm180. Adidas > Nike

Make everyday a great day.

2011-01-21T01:16:00.006+08:00

Sooooo I went to my 3rd driving lesson this week and... engine died on the road 2 TIMES NOES.

Manual car is fun but damn hard to control lah.
Closing thing i drive in a manual car is in the arcade ! I can drift and do mindblowing stuff using manual there.. WITHOUT A CLUTCH. damn you clutch damn you.

Watched 2 chinese movies today with engwei.

First movie is Homecoming !
rating : 5/5
Another flawless singaporean movie with lots of laughter and slice of life.

Next movie is Great day !
rating : 4/5
From the cast of WOOHOO! and myfm radio crew members.
Malaysian movies still loses far out compared to singaporean movies though.
But this movie theme/music videos deserve a solid 5/5.

Both movie is strong enough to make you cry or think... which is GOOD and i love GOOD.
WE MALAYSIANZ AND SINGAPOREANZ MUST WATCH THESE TWO MOVIEZ.
make me and you feel proud of our culture and language.

Great day main theme song. SOLID 5/5

Pweaseeeee.

2011-01-19T22:42:00.002+08:00

Visited my school first cf meeting of the year.

ahhh
I miss 3B the happy times.
Earth can you like rotate slower pwease.

PM answers questions.

2011-01-16T02:04:00.005+08:00

Just returned from my leo gathering @ amanda's house ! i love you lion cubs ! If i manage to get pictures then i will post more about it.

Its the 15th day of 2011 already man... and also the last day of starbucks coupon game thing. Damn you taipan starbucks DAMN YOU for wasting my money collecting 12 chops worth rm14.20 each just to say "SORRY SIR OUR GIFTS ARE OUT OF STOCK SIR" I abit also not angry >:(

Bah its already wall of text again in my blog. Uploading pictures is something everyone hate to do, but for me i just hate it more than all of you.

Ask our PM anything and he answers alright.

Reset

2011-01-11T15:29:00.003+08:00

Hi i will start blogging again. At lease once a week.

Anyhow i worked for the first time of my life... with a salary worth rm 100.

It only last a day though. In 6 months time everyone will know what job i did.

Season of greetings '10

2010-12-25T01:30:00.002+08:00

Merry Christmas everyone !

Good tidings to you, and a happy new year.

In this season of joy, lets us all forget the bad and enjoy this wonderful miracle day !

And of course, to honour our saviour Jesus Christ.

:D

My High School Prom

2010-11-02T17:54:00.012+08:00

Smk Seafield prom sucks. period.

Prom, or the school dance / graduation night, etc are supposed to be a magnificent night to remember.

Well seafield prom, or my prom, sucks bad. Theres no slow dance, which supposed to be a MUST. And all the performances are bands. Arggg bring out the frickin dances.

But all my friends are soooooooooo hot damn. The girls are super super super beautiful and guys are so handsome.

Grats to leon and jun wei for prom king and queen. And shing yin you shoulda have won best dress !

Heres goes.

I know i gained weight. I need to grow taller !

Got few more I havent get yet. will upload once i get em

Leo forum 2010

2010-07-19T18:13:00.015+08:00

Ok this is ancient already.
I went leo forum 2010 at 10th to 13th of june this year. I went early with zhilin, zhenying, chloe, wei jean, tze ken and hanjin cause we're in the sub commitee and needa prepare some video presentation.

Tze ken dad was kind enough to fetch 5 of us all the way to ipoh !

Thats me in tzeken's car :D

Reached in 4 hours time and wei jean parents fetched me and hanjin on a lunchhunt on whats good in ipoh ! hanjin called his uncle and tour us around :) nice people

Then we started our video project in jean's room

Hanjin and me almost killed/raped zhilin HAHA

Went to a kopitiam at night to eat ipoh famous... i forgot whats it called

Han jin, me and tze ken slept at lobby for the night.

Following morning, all the school's througout malaysia, singapore and brunei leos finally came !
i dont have pictures for morning - afternoon =(
HOHO and we played angel and mortal among ourselfs !

I got jean for my angel and YEE PEI for my mortal !

At night we have our 1st event, wear a hat theme night !

Spot meh with my awesum hatz

It was some awesome sh!t night. Dance floor ftw.

Me, zhi lin, tzeken... etc sub commitee worked on our video and never slept.
Then its morning and opening ceremony time

boring.

Then at night we have THE MOST AWESUMEST NIGHT OF TEH ALL.
BANQUET NIGHT ! although we have a sucky table place but its like hidden from the stage and no one can care us of what we do !

picture timeeee

FAMILY PHOTO

oh they rocksssss

me + him = best entertainment table of all
1st dish came and everyone of my table cant stop laughing and say "OMG STILL GOT 5 MORE DISHES T_T"

my table ! new friends from johor !

new friends

went back home and worked on the bloody video for tomorrow's closing ceremony. worked till 5am

The video group !

went backstage to helped out

me and hanjin always sleep together

Then its bye bye to leo forum 2010 =(

In the bus we share our testimonials and reveal out our mortals ! yee pei was super imba very the surprised that im the super sweet angel that she never thought of ! mission success :D

more sleep

spot the deviruchi !

I MISS FORUM ! i love these awesomos leos

17 is a big number

2010-06-16T21:02:00.008+08:00

When i look at my phone and it says 15 june i feel happier than other days =)
I think its my birthday.

How irony is it that i wore red shirt (my favourite colour) on every year on my birthday ! and it aint on purpose :D RED = LOVE

2007.

2008.

2009.

2010.

This year i celebrated with my friends at station 1. Cant say their surprise plan went sucessfull (thanks zl, daniel, hanjin and dylan !) XD but thanks guys for doing it for me =)

Crashed at my crib.

<3 <3 I can always count on you both

Played naruto shippuden: narutomate accel 2 on my ps2.

Family celebration at TGI Fridays at night.
Its my first time stepping in fridays.

cousin + cousin + sis

TGI has a friendly way of celebrating birthdays... sooo friendly that i got WTFED.
3 tables before me had their celebration by the staff and i was like FCK and stunned looking at them thinking OMFG IM NEXT.

they ask me to stand up give speech sing song o0o

Then they sing the birthday song

=( shame

asked me to blow the candles appx 2 feet away

then the nigerian gave me his homeland special birthday song

thanks thanks thanks !

sis, cousin, me, mom, cousin

mommy =)

Cakeee

Family, without dad =(

Like the nigerian said to me, 17 is a big number. And its time for me to MAN UP !
be proud of the past and confident of the future.

No matter how old i am, i will always still be me.

Cf camp 2010

2010-05-20T15:28:00.003+08:00

Having my examinations. Ahhhh if only Spm is full of leaks, life would be easy.

Cf camp 2010 in 5 pics

My bed accesories.

MY PRETTY MORTAL ! I am sooooo the luckiest guy at there :D

My sweeeeeeeet angel !

And he shooots !

I miss Cf camp 2010 =(

Study is a deep word.

2010-05-15T21:58:00.002+08:00

The kennys (the gang of kenxi) went mcd for study group today.
Time was 12.00
But all arrived at 1pm+ and made xhi zhe and eng wei dulan. sry guys :D

Met XP, shing yin and john edwin gallan and other familar faces at MCD.
Sup.

Study for 30 min then forced to migrate out MCD cuz got a girl name Phoebe is celebrating her birthday. Damn.
Bye to lots of cutie and hottie in mcd and went KFC.

Look at our nerd mode.

Stumbled Shing Yin and John at there again !
HI.

Sooooo preettaahhheeyyyy

NERD

All went home soon after.

P/s : do you know how hard is it to study when there's a ken xi lurking around

Seafield Leo IR 2010

2010-05-10T20:55:00.006+08:00

April 25 2010

Morning. Wake up.
Bring lots of stuff for prepartions of SEAFIELD LEO IR.
Went to Holiday Villa, "Hi everyone ^^"
Start praticing dancing and everyone was busy preparing the hall.
The boys went to the swimming pool changing room and illegaly bathed there. Except for bryan cause he's a member.
Girls went to the room and take turns changing/bathing.

Wow the securities, ushers and registration are here. Brief them for 5 mins and they dulan for 2 hour cause cannot go in the hall. Guest start arriving.
Performaces rehearsed, lots of bad words from the bosses (amanda and zhenying) then officialy open the doors.

Did our board intro.

please say im cool cause i did my pose with full of feelings =) alot ppl so lame.

And our bod performances.

we were better than the original.
other videos please go to Tze Ken's channel ( thanks alot for uploading !) http://www.youtube.com/user/xXNoOneLiv3Xx

Before i forget i would like to say im in charge of the games in IR, kthx.
After alot of fun stuff and performance and alot of bad words, IR ended sucessfully.
I am too lazy to write an essay out of it so i will end it.

Some pics.

If only it was clearer.

Spot me.

ImbA.

SHIFT INTO TURBO ! MY AWESOME HELPERS !

*thx to WJ and HJ for the pix.

Fun and memorable day with lots of emotions that i will not bother to explain out.
kthxbye.

April fools ( Internet Fun 17 )

2010-04-01T23:16:00.005+08:00

Its long since i updated this blog. Been slacking around @@

If i were to post posts, it would take like 10 hour of my life to write out and tell the world what i did since the last post.

Cf camp would be the most interesting one but im too lazy to post it, unless people ask me to.

So here's some laughter for April fool's day.

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One day a father and son went to shop at a local convinience store and came upon the condom aisle.
The son looked up at his father and asked, "What are those?" The father did not want to lie to his son so he explains that they are used for safe sex.
The son then points to a 3-pack and asks, "Why do these come in a 3-pack?"
The father replies, "They are for high school kids. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
The son then points to a 6-pack and asks, "Why do these come in a 6-pack?"
The father replies, "Those are for college kids. Two for Friday, two for Saturday, and two for Sunday."
The son then notices the 12-pack and stares wide-eyed, "Who are the 12-packs for?"
The father then replies with a sigh, "Those are for married men, son. One for each month."
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An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old man was outside talking with his neighbor about how much the class helped him.

"What was the name of the Instructor?" asked the neighbor.

"Oh, ummmm, let's see," the old man pondered. "You know that flower, you know, the one that smells really nice but has those prickly thorns, what's that flower's name?"

"A rose?" asked the neighbor.

"Yes, that's it," replied the old man. He then turned toward his house and shouted, "Hey, Rose, what's the name of the Instructor we took the memory class from?"

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Internet Fun 16

2010-03-06T22:00:00.001+08:00

One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun. He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus. The bus driver leans over and says "Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you..."

Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.

The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.

Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees. He says "Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me!"

The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity. The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says "Surpise, its me the Hippie!"

The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says "Surprise, its me the bus driver!"

Internet Fun 15

2010-02-27T17:29:00.002+08:00

My Chinese New Year 2010

2010-02-23T17:37:00.013+08:00

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This post marks my 100th
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I went back to my kampung ( Muar ) at an early date of 11th Febuary to celebrate the Chinese New year.

Top 3 things that you absolutely must visit Muar

1) THE FOOD. OMG ITS THE BIRTHPLACE OF OTAK-OTAK
2) Everything is cheap like hell
3) same as #1

The muar bridge. Those who went before and don't know what is this, you lied.

Same as the bridge.

TESCO : WTF

Those who been to muar and dont know the only shopping complex there. you lied again.

Ate at this wan tan mee stall at the lorong.
Eating here is much better those bloody restaurants like Kim Gary and such that suck and expensive.

One of the most famous road in Malaysia ( featured in best food stalls in Thestarpaper )
We call it Tam Jiak Kuey.

Then i reached my grandma house.
Here's a quick tour

How the front looks like.

Inside

Outside

Its a stadium

Inside.

And then i ride a motorbike and like wtf i crashed while cornering.

The bleed

The crashzone

The bandage

Oh did i mention Muar is also the hometown for namewee ?

The famous TNB that got fucked by namewee

Me and the guy in the cny video by namewee

I also went to this cake/cookie shoppie thinggie

Time for the traditional steamboat with relatives

Muar was my mum's side.

The next day i went to Melaka for my dad side

I freakingly hate this food.

Fckin kid that play my psp and leave me to rot

cousins

BJ DO NOT STAND FOR BLOWJOB DURING CNY

Went back after 7 days at Muar

A Schnauzer and a Maltese

Two of the many dogs that teman me at muar.

#1 : I played fireworks and 10 police came to my house
#2 : I got a total of Rm810 this year
#3 : Psp can save lives

Internet Fun 14

2010-02-18T18:12:00.003+08:00

Back at home !
So hows your chinese new year ? get lots of angpau ? rejected by your girl ? got laid ?

I will update mine in the next post.

Watch this peter chao cny video. you will shit brickz.

I'm away for CNY

2010-02-11T01:03:00.005+08:00

I'm off to my hometown peeps ! Anyone that are going back to MUAR, text me ! dont have my number go ask people that know me.

Augustine Tan Guo Bin wishes everyone a HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR !
Have a safe trip balik kampung and becareful when playing fireworks.

rawr.

Finally i can eat ba gua cause its CHINESE new year
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On the contary,

Augustine Tan Guo Bin wishes you a HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY !

Girls ! don't just sit there and wait for a box of chocolate or edward cullen to show up, Boys dont neccesary have to do the "1st move"

Boys ! If you got the money, you are fine. If you dont, think of something CHEAP and MEANINGFUL for her. If still no money, go download something for her.

Have a sweet time and make new eventful moments with your partner. Love is in the air !

Happy Sweet 17 Tong Jin Wei !

2010-02-07T17:08:00.005+08:00

On this very day 17 years ago, a boy named TONG JIN WEI was borned.
He's a cute, innocent, kind and somewhat dumb boy.
Happy birthday tong13579 !
You are 17 now, be more independent and do not wait for 18.

Celebrated his birthday at his house.
Tried to surprise him but fail TERRIBLY. oh the shame.

fooooooooooooooood.

Biggest eater of the night

Birthday present.

Gambled whole night and made eng wei lost rm50

All boys ! look at tong act gangster with 2 bodyguard

All girls ! look at this happy boy

Group picture !

Family picture !

Candid !

Happy sweet 17 jin wei ! Hope you have a sweet and memoriable one.

Some of us stayed over and went for breakfast in the morning.

My rm5 wont from gambling used for breakfast

Im not eating char kuey teow for breakfast EVER AGAIN.

Internet Fun 13

2010-02-03T22:23:00.001+08:00

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

"Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?"

"Don't stop."

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2010-01-30T20:05:00.002+08:00

Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. He’s a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment.

When I went to city Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one, too!” Then I said, “But this is for a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I was 9 years old.” He winked and said, “You must have been quite a kid.”

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said, “You don’t need a special room. As long as you pay your bill, we don’t care what you do.” I said, “Look, you don’t seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.” The clerk said, “Funny—I have the same problem.”

One day, I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disappointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don’t understand,” I said, “I had hoped to have Sex on TV.” He said, “Now that cable is all over the place, it’s no big deal anymore.”

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, “Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.” The judge said, “This courtroom isn’t a confessional. Stick to the case, please.” Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said “That’s not unusual. It happens to a lot of people.”

Last night, Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking for him. A cop came over to me and asked, “What are you doing in this alley at 4 o’clock in the morning?” I told him that I was looking for Sex.

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2010-01-27T18:19:00.001+08:00

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Internet Fun 10

2010-01-25T20:32:00.001+08:00

Merentas Desa 2010

2010-01-23T17:02:00.008+08:00

Ahhh the annual Merentas desa/ Cross Country for 2010 has arrived !

My number

Well same like every year, congrats to those who won a rank.
And congrats and well done to those who finish the race.
And fuck those that gave up in the middle of the race. You have achieved nothing nerdfuck.

It dosent matter that you are sick or slow, if you didnt finish the race why bother joining it in the first place newfags ?
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After the cross country me and my friends went to my house

Restin' our sore feet yo

Then we walked to Taipan Food Garden

Hi i am the couple

Us

My char kuey teow, pz and tingmun ate all my siham which i fkin hate

Kenxi's healthy veggie rice

Pz and kelvin's Wantan mee (without pork)

Daniel, xhi zhe, de yao and plaster meat-rice-things (4 of them ate similar food)

My 2nd round Crispy chicken rice. (ate 10% and gave 90% to ting mun. i hate rice)

After our hectic lunch we went MCD for another chillout

I got pass you fatkid

Well that pretty sums up today, i dont like writting essay-long posts. No offence nerds.

and... hi zl today so fun man :D

Internet Fun 9

2010-01-22T16:17:00.002+08:00

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there.

" So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

Internet Fun 8

2010-01-21T22:58:00.004+08:00

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing.
I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

For example :

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,"WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

New shoe

2010-01-17T15:58:00.002+08:00

School has been crappy, nothing unsual there. But LEO and CF and Saturdays is greatt !
CF CAMP IS OPEN FOR REGISTRATION, GOGOGOGO AND SEE LIFE CHANGE !

Common tradition for most boys in smk seafield during saturdays :

Form 3 - 5 i not really sure so i just write whats mine.

Form 1 : lie to parents got activities, reach school gate, go cc, go back school, go home.
Form 2: lie to parents got activities, go u6 basketball, go cc, go back school, go home.
Form 3 : go basketball and/or cc straight
Form 4 : sleep, go summit
Form5 : go u6 basketball, go usj 2 eat, go summit

Food in the hungry morning taste the best. I always call char kuey teow + chicken rice + 2 can of 100 plus.

the annual marahon is this saturday, have you prepared for it ?

My new shoe for marathon day.

PS3 > XBOX360

2010-01-11T20:27:00.001+08:00

The truth may haunt.
Oh and iphone sucks.

2010-01-01T18:23:00.009+08:00

Hey YOU !
Happy New Year 2010 ! Let's all make 2010 a better year than 2009 !
How was your 2009 ? All your resolutions came true ?

Well, mine wasn't that bad. Truth to be told it wasnt bad at all. So what if all your resolutions dosent come true ? None of us can smith everything we want to perfection.

Few memoriable things i did in 2009...

1) Organize a Year End Trip to genting and succeded

2) Went Port Dickson with friend during mid-term break

3) Did this

4) Became a board member for LEO Smk Seafield
5) Got myself and friends christmas presents
6) Used a touchscreen handphone
7) Had a LCD tv for my home
8) Painted mural for the school
9) Went KLCC for the opening of 2010

....and the list goes on. i didnt write out cuz i dont remember and i no pictures.

As i said, i cant do everything succesfully.
I failed at...

1) Getting taller
2) Getting buffer
3) relearn breakdance
4) learn swimming

....and so on. I cant remember lah i dont have pictures.

And of course, the most important thing i learnt in 2009 is

Enjoy the little things in life. Im not saying it cause it says so in Zombieland.
to those who know me well, u would realise that i dont say things like 'let me die, oh life suck i want die.. "
Because Fun = Adventure + Experience which > Normality

Unfornunately, not everyone in my group enjoy the little things. Fck.

2010, get ready to be fcked by Augustine Tan Guo Bin, starting off by changing his style !

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Spent 2009 new year eve at KLCC.

me : 1pm meet at train station.
howhan, daniel, qx : ok

next day...

hh : fuck you all cibai lanjiao now 4pm already only reach
qx : daniel la keep bring us to lanjiao place make us wait 3 hr.

then we bought tickets and sat KTM to KL sentral and then sat LRT to KLCC, and bought tickets for the way back to prevent real life lag.

qx : fuck if we 1pm come we can go TIMES SQUARE, PETALING STREET, etc etc. fuck you daniel.
qx : i so hungry i wan go eat the food court can see pond.
all : kk

*calling kx*
me : hello woi we are having FUN and ADVENTURE !
kx : take more picture give me see lah

then we go cold storage to buy cheap drinks

then we went out

oh so sien then we watched movie.

watched Bandslam. great movie for teenagers. Vannesa hudgens is in it !

fountain.

Note to everyone : DONT GO KLCC COUNTDOWN FCK.

The Grading system

2009-12-29T22:02:00.001+08:00

Merry Christmas '09

2009-12-26T21:08:00.003+08:00

Merry Christmas everyone. Have a joyful and splendid Christmas with your love ones.

I spent my Christmas this year @ Singapore.

So, what did you get for Christmas ? More importantly, did you give ? :D

Year End Trip (Genting Highlands) 2009

2009-12-14T20:47:00.013+08:00

Kennys group Y.E.T (Year End Trip) 2009 SUCESS !

OPERATION : Holiday Fun Stress Release to Face SPM
Hotspot : Genting Highlands 3 days 2 nights
Boss of trip : Augustine Tan Guo Bin
Photo credits : Kenxi, Zhi Lin, Chuan Seng, Jin Wei

8th December 09'
Gathered in front of school (Smk Seafield) at 10am and i late cuz the stupid waiter at the mamak is fck streamyx speed. Ride the van and zooooom !

Kennys: Me, Ken xi, Jin Wei, Qing Xian, Eng Wei, Chuan Seng, Chia Chuan, Kelvin, Pei Zhen, Zhi Lin (one in a million), Daniel (arrived at 2nd day)

Fckers: De yao, Chloe, Xhi Zhe, How Han.... etc

After 1 hour 30 mins we reached First World Hotel Lobby.

our 1st group photo

While waiting for my dad to check-in, we wander off to the OUTSIDE of the casino and start snapping

snap snap snap.... then suddenly

Guard : hey boys this is not theme park so get out !
qx: fck

Then we check in our hotel rooms (Superior Dulexe) and had some rest.

Then we went outside to get some cool air, kenxi was fck cause he almost led us walking home to KL.

Midnight we came down again to get some fresh air and then i 1v1 with kenxi.

oh boobs

Went back for rest and sleep.

It's like fcking cold at night till i shivered to death. Didnt sleep for whole night.

9th December

Went Theme park for the whole day

Ride the Corkscrew for 9 times

10th December
Go home. Got lost a 1u.

Hoho Genting is nothing compared to what i want for a year end trip. Next time, I'll bring u guys to a whole new level.

Review : New Moon

2009-11-29T00:30:00.002+08:00

Nuff said.

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2009-11-25T22:32:00.002+08:00

The lolmeter

Fun ?

2009-11-20T14:46:00.003+08:00

Woman loses nipples in wanting to become a man thestaronline.

FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN....

what happened to FUN ?

Review : 2012

2009-11-15T19:19:00.005+08:00

Timeline : 165m
Storyline : 6/10
Effects : 10/10
Sound : 7.5/10
Makes you think ? : yes
Touching ? : not really
Suitable for teens ? : yes. exception of retards
Rewatch value : 10/10

Its a movie revolving the Mayan Long Count Calendar that earth will meet Apocalypse/Judgment day at 21st December and the beggining of a new era.

Went Pyramid a day before at 11.30 to get tickets but the line is like the nile river. Then i went to summit the next day at 9.30am before the cinema open to camp for tickets, i joined the not-so-long campers line and finaly get the freaking tickets.

WATCH IT ASSES. WATCH HOW EARTH IS DIVIDED BY ZERO

If you noobs dont get a shit what is divided by zero or say its infinity shit, go shit bricks.

Sweet 16 Pei Zhen

2009-11-08T14:49:00.004+08:00

Happy Sweet 16 !

Your 15 years in earth may not be perfect, but let Augustine Tan Guo Bin help you in your 16th years onward, he may not be helpful in times, but bare with him for he is forgetful but thoughtful.
Friends come and go like zubats in pokemon.
Best friends like you are like mew in pokemon, so rare but worth to get.

!! :D:D:D:D

N0kia n98+

2009-11-06T16:05:00.005+08:00

Exams are finally over !
And there is uber lots of things that i wanna during holidays.

Work, learn piano, learn breakdance, learn swim, exercise hardcore, plan for year end trip, etc etc.

But apparantly i dont have a god mode button nor uber gears to do them all. Damn damn damn, just hope i dont ~~fap~~ fag so much during this holiday like i did last year.
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My dad came back from China and bought me a jacket and a shirt and a Nokia n98.
No kidd, an n98, in fact its so proffesional untill its n98+.
Even the Nokia company cant believe they created n98+ from thin air.

check out my cool new handphone that i will never use yo

The pros : Cool, Mature, Cheap (rm150), touchscreen wheeee, loud, dual sim card, TV, 3 buttons only.

The cons: Too big for me, lag + slow = touchscreen fail. Theres only a ON, ENTER and GREENPHONE button which means sms and call and everything else from sms to calling you need to use fcking pen. I got a psp screw portable tv. The charger is not even suited for malaysia electrical socket. Its from China and Its not even Nokia.

China, china... you fail bad.

red forthewin.

Sweet 16 Chloe

2009-11-02T23:21:00.003+08:00

Happy Sweet 16 Chloe !

May the blessings of Augustine Tan Guo Bin blessed upon you and watches over you as you grow old with him !
I as your friend will always guide you to the right path, remember my name and me untill you die man.

Happy Halloween 09

2009-10-31T01:45:00.003+08:00

Jack'o Lantern

Happy Halloween peeps. On this day, westerners will have costume parties, and some trick or treeting. We most asians, stay at home and rot like always.

The way to talldom

2009-10-25T21:35:00.002+08:00

Exams dosent stop me from making love with my psp and play time.

I've been skipping ropes since std6 and well can say i seldom skip la.
But i needa get tall so im switching my skip-to-grow-tall mode button to ON.

Im currently praticing skipping rope around a padang. (its like jogging, but with ropes)
Leg freaking hurts man wtf.
I can do double flips, cross flips, one leg jumping flips, two leg jumping flips, and he jogging style flips. And jumping for 500 times continuously ONCE A WEEK. DAMN PAIN OK.

but I NEED A NEW SKIPPING ROPE.

^This is the most basic skipping rope and the one im using. Suck suck suck suck suck boom.

^Plastic/rubber skipping rope is the one i need. Faster and painer.
Pain is good, helps pratice endure pain and you get some cool scars.

Those who are good in skipping ropes, any tips on how to skip better and they right way to get taller ?

*My dad says he's buying a 40' LCD TV. Maybe Samsung.
**Dunno want to work after exam or not. I maybe want rechase my dream of learning breakdance again.

Internet Fun 6

2009-10-23T19:17:00.001+08:00

made by me

Do you know Augustine Tan ?

2009-10-21T14:38:00.000+08:00

http://apps.facebook.com/do-you-know-me-quiz/
take my quiz. Augustine Tan. TAKE IT

Internet Fun 5

2009-10-15T16:39:00.005+08:00

After 7 days of pmr holidays and 1 day of school, we then got greeted by Mr.holidays again.

Spm grading system CHANGED, well Zhi Lin's mum said it changed back to the olddddd system.

Last year was : 1A, 2A, 3B
This year is : A+, A, A-, B
*A+ is higher than 1A

and so on. I think the malaysia education system is a uber fun toy for the goverment.

Now is the exam period, here's some warmups for your amoeba size brain.

English. FAIL.

Maths. WIN.

Common sense. FAIL

Well if you fail this you fail everything in life. FAIL.

And i dont get why we need to take MORAL.

Internet Fun 4

2009-10-13T22:49:00.002+08:00

^this is the best

Internet Fun 3

2009-10-12T23:36:00.005+08:00

This post marks my 70th.

My 1st motivator pic !

Next time i'll come up with better captions

Lick Hung Carnival Day 09

2009-10-11T22:24:00.003+08:00

Went my primary school SJK (C) LICK HUNG for their carnival day today.
No camera no picture sorry.

Those who didnt went cause of some shit reason like OMG IMMA EMO AND SLEEP IN BED should slit your wrists now.

The feeling of reunion with old and seperated friends are great, just like in a DotA match with you owning and having 2 devines. It's an rare occasion.

Internet Fun 2

2009-10-09T22:38:00.003+08:00

If you never seen before that sign, go play more mmorpgs and read more comments in youtube or forums.

Funny videos FTWs.

This proves women cant drive better than boys :D

Internet Fun 1

2009-10-08T18:27:00.008+08:00

I stumble across this particular forum thread.

Basicly the thread starter wanted people to go to his website and do lots of clicking so he can get teh po1nts 2 pump h1s g4me stats. geek much.

Didn't bother to clean the edit.

PD DAY 2

2009-10-06T17:01:00.003+08:00

CLICK HERE FOR PD DAY 2
watch the vids man

Mid Autumn Festival 09

2009-10-03T23:50:00.007+08:00

Partly taken, and see more at : wiki

In Malaysia, Singapore, and the Philippines, it is also sometimes referred to as the Lantern Festival or Mooncake Festival. The Mid-Autumn Festival is held on the 15th day of the eighth month in the Chinese calendar, which is usually around late September or early October in the Gregorian calendar.
The traditional food of this festival is the mooncake, of which there are many different varieties.

In Malaysia and Singapore, Mid Autumn also known as Mooncake Festival or Lantern Festival.

there are additional cultural or regional customs, such as:
-Eating mooncakes outside under the moon
-Putting pomelo rinds on one's head
-Carrying brightly lit lanterns, lighting lanterns on towers, floating sky lanterns
-Burning incense in reverence to deities including Chang'e
-Planting Mid-Autumn trees
-Collecting dandelion leaves and distributing them evenly among family members
-Fire Dragon Dances

^ Chang'e and the jade rabbit

Uber many chinese stories about this day. 7 stories revolving Houyi, Chang'e, a rabbit and mongol.

Unlike Malaysia, Mid Autumn is celebrated diffrently in Hong Kong and Vietnam.

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This year i celebrated with my friends at USJ 6 field.

We get old and die one day, but the experience and joy playing with candles, lanterns and fire with friends and family stays.
Doing the things you like with the friends you like is what i call "Happiness" - Night of the museum 2. (one of my favourite quote)

Those who are studying on this day, take a rest and go celebrate lah, exams come everytime but festivals dont right. 1 life only leh.
Those who are busy, same as above.
Those who are lazy and playing games or hate festivals or love twilight, go fck yourself.

Happy Mooncake Festival humans.

Guide to Getting the Ladyzzz!

2009-10-01T17:38:00.004+08:00

Taken from a forum. NOT MADE BY ME, I AM NOT THIS PRO.
It may be a wall of text and like a history book, but read it seriously !

"LOOK AT HER NOT HER BREASTS! they are amazing, and the best thing in the world to look at, but when she asks you a question the only answer thats going to come out of your mouth is nipples." - Line of GG.

Step 1 :
Confidence came before the chicken or the egg! Confidence Men! CONFIDENCE, get it into your head, a girl likes a man who is confident, he knows what he is doing and knows what he wants to do. This is the main point, and will be your first step to getting a girl, if your not confident around woman, how are you meant to approach the random hottie across the room!
A good idea is to hang around female alot more and get used to be around them, i guess if we could relate it to dota, You need to think like the initiator.. so your playing Tidehunter, and you see lina across the river, you blink up to her and RAVAGE HER MIND! But as always, this has its downsides, being over confidence and acting like a cocky fag, will have the complete opposite effect on the girl. Cocky is not liked, you may be modest, that is all. So men, be confident and go and talk to her, you never know the response you will get.

Step 2 :
Contact! EEEEP ive been around alot of first encounters and they say you can never take your first impression back, and the first impression only lasts around 2-3 minutes. This is where alot of guys fail so i wanted to make this point stand out. Ok so the lets pretend, your at a party, you see the girl you have been checking out all night, you really want to go talk to her, so heres what to do! FIRST check for a sign of a partner, maybe ask someone you know about her, or for you older guys look for a ring. Second DONT creep her out, like "Ive been watching you all night" or "i want to have sex". The first words are crucial, make sure she hears you first time around, you dont want to repeat yourself. Once you have come up with your epic introduction [No im not going to give you any of mine] you need to start a convo!
LOOK AT HER NOT HER BREASTS! they are amazing, and the best thing in the world to look at, but when she asks you a question the only answer thats going to come out of your mouth is nipples.
Know whats happening around you when this happens, i mean, if you at a party make sure you CAN dance, if she asks you to dance, the only answer that i want to come out your mouth is yes! whereas if your at a cocktail party offer to buy her a drink [Yeah we know the bitch doesnt deserve it] but do it anyway . Contact is VERY important the thing is, dont get nervous, stay confident and keep things going smooth, especially conversation, even if she is boring. But if she is boring you might want to gap it! And Lastly, Compliments are a MUST. But please, dont compliment on her breasts or ass or somthing stupid, say that her dress is pretty or she has gorgeous eyes, DO NOT, and i repeat DO NOT say HOT, Sexy Or somthing to that effect, this isnt very... uhhh it just doesnt work.
How you walk! this does play a big party, dont try crip walking over to her, or dancing! that looks stupid! dont slouch or anything that may make you look inferior Walk tall, be proud of who you are!

Step 3 :
Appearance boys, this is what you really need to work on, appearance will help with confidence aswell, if you look good, you have a 4x more chance of getting the girl you want. Appearance has a few category's and ill go through them now. Hair! Yes believe it or not, your hair should be tidy and clean, girls like that, i dont think Ive met a girl who has wanted to have sex with someone who looks like they have a bucket of grease in there hair. No matter the hair style, afro, emo, short, all you need, is to keep it clean and tidy, be warned! some girls have personal preferances, eg. Some like long hair, some HATE long hair, this is the bad thing, your hair could be amazing to one girl, and a mess to another. But no matter, aslong as you think it looks good and feel comfortable in it!
The next thing... How you dress should say alot about you, or the person you want to be! If you are pretty gangster? i mean shes going to want to see you in some nice blue jeans, a sick pair of kicks, and some basketball shirt. Please dont try dress like a REAL gangster that has dirty clothes and bullet holes in his pants from running from a bad drug deal. If your a casual sort of guy, go for the ole Jeans and shirt, shirt should be clean and ironed at least. See girls notice these things, if your shirt is messy and not ironed, they notice the smallest bit of peanut butter on the bottom of your shirt, they notice EVERYTHING!
Along with how you dress, shoes are big here, i mean i dont think your going to walk into a club with some new balance sneakers you picked up for 40 bucks. Dress shoes are pretty big for 20+ years, but under that, your looking for some nice Nikes or Addidas shoes. Girls love high top shoes now days, so thats just a hint. Make sure you look the part. I don't want any of you running around with some baggy blue jeans with some dress shoes and a Collar shirt. MATCH, and colour co-ordinate please. Girls love men who know how to dress right. Yes yes, were not all millionaires but a car is a big part as well, girls usually go for skylines ect, but the car doesn't really matter, but its not a bad way to pick up a girl, remember accessories is a good thing aswell, a nice watch or hat could add to outfits.

Step 4 :
Signals, Signs, what ever you want to call them, girls give them, and YOU are meant to know them, this is where quite a few men get confused and take things the wrong way, e.g OMG SHE LOOKED ME UP AND DOWN I THINK SHE WANTS SEX IMA GO ASK. Noooooooooooooo! If i girl does want that, im sure shes not the kind of girl you are looking for, unless you just want sex, so that's what alot of you are probably looking for, but i doubt its going to happen any time soon. Looking up and down usually indicates she is looking at your outfit, hence im hoping you followed step 3.
Girls give signs out, one of them is leaning towards you, when you are talking, THIS shows that shes interested in the conversation, NOT YOU, not yet guys don't pounce, Another sign you may get, may be the bad one, looking and her phone, or looking around the place, this usually means shes not very interested in either or she has a boyfriend and is waiting for him to come back and bash you, SOOOO either Spice the conversation up, or get the hell out of there.
Staring usually means she likes what she sees, if she keeps her eyes on you, this usually leads to flirting, and hopefully some compliments soon, This is a good sign! keep it going! Flirting.... Oh god alot of girls have different signals meaning she wants you to flirt back, i mean, there is the usual hair twirl and chin down and eyes up, the biting the lip ect. These are the signs where men get confused. VERY confused, I myself have had trouble reading these signs, ALOT of times. The hair twirl only works if she is looking at you if shes looking around, usually means shes bored.
Friendly mocks are usually good! but don't get confused with the bad ones, friendly ones she usually touches you in some way and says shes joke, if she doesn't make some sort of movement towards you, and usually moves away, its a bad mock. So watch out for signals, and make sure you dont read into them to far, if you think you can, ask what they mean by it, ONLY ask about somthing they say, and in what way you should take it, dont ask why there twirling there hair and staring at you, immediate turn off =.=

Step 5 :
This is a big one, First date, after you have made your good first impression you hopefully would have gotten the signs you wanted and asked her on the first date! the first date is a key point, its where you get to ask if your going on a second one, but dont think that far ahead, you really need to get through this, KEEP it casual at all times, nothing majour like sky diving, going out for dinner somewhere fancy or some exotic beach. Casual, maybe going out for lunch, Coffee or somthing, then a movie, ask questions, ALWAYS about her, if she asks stuff about you, tell her, but try keep the focus on her, see what she wants to talk about, you can usually tell by now, what shes interested in and not. Try not to go see a serious movie if you go to the movies, maybe a comedy or horror *at night ^^* but no dramas or romance shit, unless she insists.
This is where you want to hit things off, usually half way through a date, you can tell if things are going good, if they are, keep doing what you are doing! I will say this... DONT kiss on the first date, i mean,, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but its better to not, than too. Holding hands? Yes yes yes, Hugs? Yes yes yes. well for younger ones anyway. Guys... i know your going to cringe, but offer to pay for everything, yes yes expensive but if you want it, you will pay for it, in one way or another.

Extras :
Guys be Precise! Remember that YOU should be on time, dont go trying this "Casually" late crap to be cool, be on time, or early, Nothing like seeing that hot mama walking up the stairs to the theater, and if shes ugly you still have time to run!
Be Polite! Yes Please, Thank you... Nah man use that shit when your talking to her mother.
Let the girl sit down first, open doors for her, give her your seat, offer her gifts, Swearing is Unattractive. DONT DO IT

Happy 16th Birthday Shing Yin !

2009-09-30T17:09:00.002+08:00

Happy sweeeet 16 to my good friend Chai Shing Yin !
May your 16th year onwards be even greater than the previous 15 years.

Game: Dissidia: Final Fantasy (PSP)

2009-09-27T22:22:00.010+08:00

Zhi Lin's Final Fantasy post make me wanna post this rolf.

Ok, all of you must have heard Final Fantasy or seen it right ? It's and RPG game and its well praised for its uber CG graphics. (eg: Final Fantasy VII Advent Children Movie)

For those who don't know, I'm a hugeee Final Fantasy fan myself. And im now addicted to my psp game Dissidia Final Fantasy since a month ago.

Dissidia Final Fantasy is a spinoff from the FF series. This game has all 10 main heroes and villians from Final Fantasy 1 to 10 (Tidus, Sephiroth, Squall, etc), adding 2 more from Final Fantasy 11 and Final Fantasy 12.

This game has it own special storyline with 10 heroes againts 10 villians. Basicly the story is about 2 GOD who recruited 10 heroes each to fight.
Several bgms from FF 1 to 10 are in too, even the One Winged Angel (cloud vs sephiroth theme)

Here's the 10 characters.

Final Fantasy 1 ( Warior of Light )

Final Fantasy 2 ( Firion )

Final Fantasy 3 ( Onion Knight )

Final Fantasy 4 ( Cecil Harvey the Dark Knight/Paladin )

Final Fantasy 5 ( Bartz Klauser )

Final Fantasy 6 ( Terra Branford )

Final Fantasy 7 ( Cloud Strife )

Final Fantasy 8 ( Squall Leonheart )

Final Fantasy 9 ( Zidane Tribal )

Final Fantasy 10 ( Tidus )

My personal top 3 favs
1) Zidane
2) Squall
3) Cloud

My rate :

Gameplay : 5/5
Story : 3/5
Graphics : 7/5 (godlike)
Sound : 4/5
Replay Value : 5/5
Best game on the psp so far.... untill Kingdom Hearts comes out the next time.

Those who got a psp, BUY IT
Those who got 2 psp, give one with the game to another person.
Those who know or like Final Fantasies, TRY IT.
Those who are retarded and dont know what am i talking about, go play TheSims.

Here's the super shiny uber cool exotic erotic opening graphics of the game.

Review: Where Got Ghost ?

2009-09-23T21:55:00.004+08:00

Jack Neo did it again !
My rate 8/10

Those who can talk/hear hokkien or chinese should watch this.
Those who are malaysian MUST watch this.
Those who cant do both, sorry but go watch twilight.
Those who are feint hearted, go watch rugrats.

Selamat Hari Raya 09

2009-09-20T01:08:00.002+08:00

Selamat Hari Raya to ALL !

Those who are away, have a safe trip balik kampung.
Those who are at kampung, have a great time.
Those who are having a great time, share it with others.
Those who are sharing, play safe.

Lets all strengthen harmony and break down any prejudice.

Imma AFK to genting till tuesday or wednesday.
BB

PD post delayed

2009-09-15T23:16:00.001+08:00

Epic.

PD trip day 2 not so fast will post.

Blame youtube.

2009 Port Dickson Trip - DAY 2

2009-09-14T21:20:00.012+08:00

Picture credits to Jean and Ken xi.
Retarded videos credits to Ken xi.
*watch the vids man

DAY 1 CLICK HERE -- > DAY 1

DAY 2

We went to Cape Rachado/Tanjung Tuan the following day. We hiked up the hill and down the jungle to reach a small cape.
See also : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanjung_Tuan

This place is also known for birds migration.

Going up.

Reached the hill. The view is zomgwtfgodik.

Then its time to go down to the cape.
around 10km or so hike down.

Uber cool cape. Collected some seahells for Zhi lin, Ming Yeaw, Kelvin and Siew man. The fckers that ffk, excluding ming yeaw.

Going back up IS LIKE CLIMBING EVEREST.

On the way to the entrance we saw this.

SAW THE INTESTINE ? GG.

Trip end.

This trip gained me 2000 exp in life.

2009 Port Dickson Trip - DAY 1

2009-09-13T01:34:00.024+08:00

Picture credits to Jean and Ken xi.
This post is just a summary of the trip and i wont post any embarressing or "bad" moments that happened.
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To those who didn't know, I went Port Dickson with my friends during the august holidays and it was aweeesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

The Dicks
Me, Ken Xi, Jin Wei, Daniel Tan, How Han, Xhi Zhe, Chuan Seng

The Vagines
Pei Zhen, Wei Jean

The invited who didnt go/fckers
Kelvin Lee, Siew Man, Zhi Lin, Chia Chuan.... etc

Day 1
All of us gathered at SMK Seafield at 10.30am and saw KELVIN at there to say BYEBYE XD instead of IM GOING HEHEEEE.

Off we goooooo !

After an hour of ride we reached destination HOTEL LIM. It's Xhi Zhe's great grandfather hotel and no its not more than 2 star.

The basic overview of the room

My luggage for the whole trip is the bag on the left. Smallest among all of them.

After the chillin time its time for lunch at the restaurant below our hotel. How convinient damn.

Spot the sohai.

Me calling and in-the-face those who didnt come.

Chillin' at the hotel.

After a few mins its time to go to the ~~polluted~~ beach

"lookit all those waterrrrrrrr !"

*LETS DO THIS*

Rolf thats me with a oversized black cock that no asian mouth could ever deepthroat it. And a pair of C cup boobs.. i think.

Beach time was aweeesomeeeeee ! now its time for BBQ at the beach.

Nightbeach

Flame on !

We need the torchlight to cook cause cannot see.
The food was greattttt although we only BBQ'ed sausages and chickens and 2 fish.

AND THERES ALOT OF CATS WTF
jin wei :"BIG ONE SMALL ONE EVERY SIZE ALSO GOT WTF HATE THEM"
ken xi : "FCK YOU MAN THEY ARE CUTES"

itz too brights 2 my eyez

brother katz haw you get up therez

^ i hate this fcking cat. knncb he bit me finger.

no foodz 4 me sobz

We decided to leave the compound after this cat haven and walk back to the hotel. We need to cross a abandoned building wtf i scared man. Did you know ghosts favourite gathering places are abandoned area, schools and open area ?

keeping my cool damn.

After some rest we went down to the restaurant and eat our proper dinner and then back up to the hotel and some ps2 then sleep.

Ken xi and me stayed awaked for the whole night cause he had nothing better to do and i gave all my pillow and blanket to other people and i rather not sleep in the uber coldness.

AND THERE'S 2 GROUP OF PEOPLE GETTING LAID AT THAT HOTEL DURING MIDNIGHT WTF. 1 man 1 woman and another man and woman. Ken Xi saw one of the group having their "Fun time" just outside of our room in "riding" position.

END OF DAY 1.

reminder : this is just a summary of the trip. actually alot more happened and i didnt want to post them up as they are "bad" moments.

DAY 2 CLICK HERE -- > http://flamehorizon.blogspot.com/2009/09/2009-port-dickson-trip-day-2.html

090909

2009-09-09T20:21:00.001+08:00

It's a once in a lifetime to be alive on this date.

09/09/09

Couples should use this date to go get laid. Go figure why

The Final Destination

2009-09-07T22:58:00.003+08:00

Watched it, dissapointed, hate it, scolded it, hate it again.
This poster and other posters of FD4 with the skull faces are for decoration purpose only wtfz.

My Review
A young guy who had a vision of him and his friends died in a accident at a race track quickly pulls several people out of the stadium before it happens. And then one by one the survivors die in a gory way and the main guy and his girlfriend tries everything to save them from their deathtime.

After couples of the survivors died, the storyline drags to nowhere and in the end EVERYONE DIES.
IMO(In My Opinion) FD4 is the worst among the 4 Final Destination movies.

My grade vote for this movie,

Story - 1.5/5
Thrill - 1/5
Gore - 4/5
Sound - 3/5
Rewatch value - 1/5
Boredom - 6/5 (overkill)

Watch it in 3D for the effects or dont watch it at all.

For those who says this movie is "SCARY OMGLUL T.T " , go watch twilight and play thesims as you have not seen REAL HORROR

Revive

2009-09-04T20:31:00.003+08:00

Flamehorizon just drank a bottle of revive.

Soooooooooooooooooo holiday just passed and mine really IS an adventure.

Will post about my pd trip AFTER I GET THE PICTURES WTFZ.

OH and did you know that IM THE FREAKING BOSS FOR THE SCHOOL MURAL ( WALL PAINTING ) PROJECT. HELL YEAH ME AND MY TEAM NAME IS GONNA BE ON THE WALL.
Thanks to the headmistress for the praise, next time praise my name Augustine Tan Guo Bin okay

SUBANG CF RALLY 2009

2009-07-12T00:38:00.002+08:00

PUSSHHHH !

http://www.subangrally.blogspot.com/ CLICK !

The Sermon by Pastor Andy is really insightful.

To make A diffrence, we need to BE the diffrence.
Together we YOUTHS can change the nation.
TIME for US to take stand.

l4d

2009-07-09T14:53:00.001+08:00

2009-06-27T00:22:00.002+08:00

Rest In Peace Michael Jackson. King of Pop.

It's very saddening seeing a Legend go.

Legends are like shiny pokemons, they hardly pop out ya'know, unlike zubats.

Turning 16 again

2009-06-24T17:51:00.002+08:00

Pictures from Jean's blog

Steamboat Buffet 11.6.09

Suprise party @ gustine home 21.6.09

Thanks man. I love you all so much la wanna bang you all. Extra thanks to Sengkiat for the party man.

Sickk

2009-06-18T23:01:00.004+08:00

I'm sick of being sick.

I'm suffering from horse flu.

Horse flu symtoms :

1. Cough
2. Flu
3. See horses walking like people
4. See horses eating with forks and spoon with 2 hands
5. See horses driving cars
F. See horses wearing clothes
7. ~~See horse face peoples~~ Wait, this is normal.
10. Cant count
27. Listing the yet to come horse flu symtoms

Now i can play gba (gameboy advance) games in my psp ! POKEMONNNN.

Turning 16

2009-06-15T21:02:00.005+08:00

I'm too forgetful of a person to list out 16 awesome stuff that i did when turning 16. Too much lah.
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^ This is me at 2007

^ This is me at 2008

^This is me at 2009

It's too cool for a coincidence for me wearing my favourite coloured shirt every birthday.

First day of new school term, failing subjects and being SICK is kinda sad for a sweet 16.

I remember around form 1, 2 and 3 i always said "MY SWEET 16 IS GONNA BE AWESOME AND COOL AND GIFTS ALL AROUND LOLYEAHBABES"

Unfortunately, it didn't turn out like that today.

But still, I wanna thank Siew Man for the cute toy, Wei Jean for the cake, Zhen Ying, Zhi Lin, Chloe and Pei Zhen for the super awesome cool 2 tee shirt, Kelly, Shing Yin, Ming Yeaw, Bryan, Seng Kiat for the small and warm birthday celebration. And all my friends that wished me. Th4nk5.

But lah, my next birthday can make it more grand and more gifts ah ? Heh.

Ken Xi's Day

2009-06-12T18:00:00.005+08:00

HAPPY SWEET 16 HANDSOME

NGEOW KEN XI

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sry no pic of him at the moment
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A retarded, fat, swearer, dumb yet funny, cute, kind and helpful friend of mine.
Happy birthday !

^ list of people for 11.06.09 lagoon + steamboat buffet day prior to ken xi's birthday celebration.

Will update IF i got the pictures which I didn't take any.

Happy Birthday Zhen Ying '09

2009-06-09T02:46:00.003+08:00

Happy Sweet 16 Fong Zhen Ying !
Have a sweet and memoriable year and
may GOD bless you as life gets rougher.

"In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends."

-John Churton Collins

Vending Machine is not always a scam

2009-06-06T13:19:00.002+08:00

Gotta love Summit's arcade vending machine plushies.

It's soooo easy to grab these plushies !

1 token seems too good ? hyper scam.

2009-06-02T23:20:00.002+08:00

Summit candy vending machine RIP-OFF

So there was me, eugene, seng kiat, daren and chia chuan after futsal.

Video recorded and uploaded by Seng Kiat

Girl flims rape

2009-05-31T00:18:00.002+08:00

Girl films rape of friend click.

A 14-YEAR-OLD girl acted as a “movie director” when she filmed her boyfriend raping her friend using a camera phone.
The Form Two student even gave words of encouragement to her boyfriend while “directing” him, according to Harian Metro.

... And most of you girls say boys are perverted.

I'm not gay

2009-05-27T21:41:00.002+08:00

Enlarge it.

Does this mean I'm gay because i know nothin' about men or I'm not gay cause I know women ?

My Facebook debut

2009-05-26T19:59:00.003+08:00

Add me at my fresh Facebook. click

I'm too lazy to blog about stuffs lately. I'll just post up some pictures now.

Can you identify them as WIN or FAIL ?

Malaysia confirms cases of A(H1N1) flu

2009-05-15T20:54:00.001+08:00

Malaysia confirms first case of A(H1N1) flu

Malaysia on Friday confirmed its first case of the A(H1N1) flu, a 21-year-old student who recently returned from the United States.

Malaysia comfrims second case of A(H1N1) flu

Dr Ramlee said the patient, a female student in the United States, was admitted after she sought treatment for fever at the Penang Hospital on Friday evening and it was found that she had been travelling on the same flight as the first patient.

Plane of gg.

Take care peoples.

Mid year examinations

2009-05-13T19:08:00.004+08:00

Exams exams.
The good thing when exams are near is that everyone will start saying "after exam holiday lets go where where where ! lets get laid !!!!11111"

Happy Mother's Day '09

2009-05-10T16:46:00.003+08:00

Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers, wifes, girlfriends and milf's.

Cheers with the fags,

Weather rant 02

2009-05-08T20:09:00.003+08:00

It's so freakin hot !

I don't even know why the HELL the geeks set 16 degree as the coldest value for the AIRCOND

Jeezzuss man.

Walking home from school and walking outside as if walking on a frying pan.
I'm the hottest one. yeah.

Oral Mishap

2009-05-05T17:42:00.003+08:00

Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

See lah ! You women be more gentle when giving us blowjob !

Made of WIN

2009-04-30T20:45:00.004+08:00

FULL OF WIN

I wouldn't have known it without Seng Kiat and Zach.

Swine Flu Spread

2009-04-27T16:56:00.007+08:00

Swine Flue is spreading in Malaysia soon !

Just like Bird Flu, Swine Flu is a kind of flu but with lower death rates, they share the same symtoms: fever, runny nose, cough, sorethroat, vomiting, diarrhoea and lack of appetite and sometimes FACE PROBLEM on retards.

Go find a doctor or prepare a tombstone if you have those symptoms.

If not, suffer like this,

Oh, and Swine Flu comes from PIG.
You still can eat pork and bak kut teh dont worry. Won't die wan.

Men vs Woman

2009-04-26T00:04:00.003+08:00

Here's a round of Men vs Woman, again !
MEN FTW

The 3rd one is so true.